Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Aaaaargh!


Yes, I went back down the motorway to lovely work. The office was still there and the day was as dire as I expected it would be. At least I wasn't disappointed!

A friend sent me the above - cheered me up a bit!

Monday, August 28, 2006

Hi Ho, Hi Ho...

It's off to work I go...

Last day of my holiday today, went to the Apple Store and then to RAF Hendon to avoid thinking about going back to work. Nothing on the news about the office being burnt down or being abducted by aliens (if a building can be abducted) so I guess I'll just have to go in tomorrow......

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Another first for Ferrari!

This time the "first" was Massa. A great first F1 win for Felipe Massa, proving he's not just a 2nd driver to Schumi. Nail-biting stuff behind him but Schumi was unable to pass the Spanish dude - disappointed! Still Ferrari are catching Renault...

4 to go!

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Well done Luci

My daughter got her GCSE results today.

Congratulations Luci, well done!

Wish I was here



We have been recovering from our sojourn in Spain. With temperatures in the 30's and views like this (our villa in Calpe), we were less than happy to return to the rain and cold of this typical English summer!

My pessimism regarding the heightened airport security proved unfounded, our flights out and back were fine.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

I was looking forward to this

I should be pleased, Friday was my last day at work for a couple of weeks and last Thursday I was looking forward to my holiday. Now, with the nanny state on full panic alert, flying is just going to be a bigger pain that usual.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Tank!


Uploaded some tank photographs to my website. Pictures taken at Bovington Tank Museum. Check out my gallery!

Sunday, August 06, 2006

About time!

Jenson Button's first GP win!

Well done Jense on a thoroughly deserved win. Hope there are many more to come!

Monday, July 31, 2006

Goodbye, Tizzy

We said goodbye to our Guinea Pig Tizzy today. She had become very unwell over the last few days and was obviously in a lot of pain. We had no alternative but to take her to the Vet. We will miss her.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

A room with a view


We've had a really great week staying at my Sister's summer retreat. Great weather, fantastic views. Oh, and no work!

.... and just look at the view from our bedroom balcony. Doesn't get much better than this!

Three in a row!

Excellent result for Ferrari at Hockenheim - third win in a row for Schumi and the gap to Alonso shrinks....

It's a real possibility that Schumi can win the championship now, e.g. if he wins all the remaining races it won't matter where Alonso finishes although even a Ferrari nut knows that's a pretty tall order. It'll be interesting to see whether Renault can come back at Hungary next week.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

How times change...

"Computers in the future may have only 1000 vacuum tubes and perhaps only weigh one and a half tons."
Popular Mechanics, 1949.

"I think there is a world market for about five computers."
Thomas J. Watson (Chairman of the Board of IBM), 1943

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." Bill Gates, 1981

"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home."
Ken Olson (President of Digital Equipment Corporation), 1977.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Another 10 points for Schumi

A great result for Schumacher, Ferrari and Massa.

Watched Lucky Numer Slevin last night. What a brilliant film!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

World Cup Tickets

A man had two great seats for the World Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty".

"That's incredible!" said the second man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup final, the biggest sporting event in the year, and not use it?"

The first man says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been together since we got married".

The second man says, "I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible... I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral".

Monday, July 10, 2006

Ham and Eggs

A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Smith and Wesson



The original point and click interface.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

A Riddle

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a sheer drop and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig, which is the same size as your car, and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?






















Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're p*ssed.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Ferraris at the Brickyard


Great result for Ferrari today at Indy - 1st & 2nd. Alonso could only manage 5th. Still a way to go but well done Michael!

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Wizzard's soundtrack




This week I have been mainly listening to:


Sunday, June 25, 2006

Genius

Went to the Genius Bar at my local Apple Store today. My iMac's CR key has been sticking so I decided to ask the experts. The genius knew his stuff and has resolved the problem. Good job, Apple Store.

Later... The Canadian GP was "normal"... brake problems and dirty off line - bad luck Jacques! At least ITV showed the whole thing despite the world football thing which seems to pervade our very existence! There is still time to close that gap, Michael!