Saturday, November 12, 2005

Useful English laws


  • All English males over the age of 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy

  • In Chester, you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls, and after midnight

  • In York, excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow


See what I did there? Hope you appreciate the symmetry...

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