Church Bulletins

Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

• The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight:"Searching for Jesus."


• At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.


• Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.


• Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.


• Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 pm. Please use the back door.


• Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.